if you’re gonna put music on during sex make sure it’s a live album so people clap for you every five minutes
Every five minutes lol. There’s not going to be many 5 minutes
(via lizzieakadrizzy)
obama looking at my blog
He’s probably laughing about all the lives he could have saved in Libya or the fact that he made Hillary Clinton Secretary of State.
(via iwillmindfuckyou)
Summer
All I want is to be able to sleep in late, eat yummy food, have time to read, see my puppies, sleep in a big bed, no homework, no school, have air conditioning, play with my puppies, see my family, sleep with my puppies, watch movies, watch the playoffs, have no responsibilities. Well in about 24 hours, I will be able to.
IM MAD BECAUSE YOUR HUSBAND IS PRESIDENT. CAN YOU JUST NOT.
(Source: instanba)
this gif makes as if just because a pug is coming out of the box that the other pug should not be scared….nonsense.
(Source: mypugobsession)
